"I may be an a-hole, but I’m not 100% a dick"

The most inspiring thing I have ever heard (via drunkenkeith)

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My therapist just told me a joke.


So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

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*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

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LOL.  Bonus answer—


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"Apart from my transformations, I was happier than I had ever been in my life. For the first time ever, I had friends, three great friends. Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and, of course, your father, Harry  James Potter. Now, my three friends could hardly fail to notice that I disappeared once a month. I made up all sorts of stories. I told them my mother was ill, and that I had to go home to see her…I was terrified they would desert me the moment they found out what I was. But of course, they worked out the truth…And they didn’t desert me at all.”

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the future is here and it’s horrible

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